Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize
