scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
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