North Korea, Best Korea!
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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