You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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