Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
At the funeral we'll say nice things, like "She was delightfully extreme, psychotically wonderful, and could probably drink all you fuckers under the table."
That's literally the perfect eulogy
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
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