We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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