You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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