I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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