After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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