Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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