His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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