you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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