Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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