Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Oh god it's open bar.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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