i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
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