i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
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