It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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