hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
i think i just lost a toe
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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