i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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