That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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