this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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