So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Brb crying the tears of my youth
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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