butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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