The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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