i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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