people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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