Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
ok first of all what the fuck
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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