it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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