scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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