You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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