I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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