The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Randomize
