Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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