I'm so fucking centered right now
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Did you just see the Batmobile???
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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