I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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