Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
So much rum. So many feels.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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