New low: just hacked my moms facebook
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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