Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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