She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
only if we run a train.
done.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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