dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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