ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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