Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
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