so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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