We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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