How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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