Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
Randomize