It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
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