return my video game
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
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