its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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