Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Randomize
