hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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