i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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