I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
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