So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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