I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
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