Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I FOUND THE LEGS
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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