Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
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