Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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