YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Randomize
