she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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