haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I bet he comes in French.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
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