Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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