my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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