CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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