Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
my god I love twenty year old dicks
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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